The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Coalition of Card Buddies
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Napnomadia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The world is yours.” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Fraisund | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Shrug off the cold and endure.” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Tupeez | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Do a flip.” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Smugtopia | Democratic Socialists | “Aaagooboo” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Umgubto | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Um... gub too?” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Greater Werbowski | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The Emirate of Odocaine | Right-wing Utopia | “Coincidently, the world does revolve around us.” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Brump Basa | Corporate Bordello | “WebForums make the world go round.” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Trabo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Definitive 'Nationstates.'” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Saciness | Right-wing Utopia | “Don't back sass us.” |
