The Safest in The DankLeft Commune
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The DankLeft Commune is ranked 7,321st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Proletarian Coalition of Alcala-Cordel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Annotasia | Left-wing Utopia | “Si erudis populum, tum liberas.” | |
| 3. |  The Intelligence of Swalland | Democratic Socialists | “Knowledge is Power” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Greater Toronto | Democratic Socialists | “Don't tread on me” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of The Adamtite Isles | Left-wing Utopia | “Beave on!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Neathernma | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From dust we rise to greatness” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Tswade Daninti | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Praise the fox for he has suffered” | |
| 8. |  The Leftist utopia of United kigndoms of goumef | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “One day our city’s will have legs” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Keonuia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Liberation or death” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Lennonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “parce que c'est ça qu'est bon” |
