The Safest in Helvete
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Helvete is ranked 23,460th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance ” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Black Metal | Iron Fist Socialists | “Invoco Crentus Fomini De Daemonium” |
