The Fattest Citizens in The East Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 12,189th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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21. | The Hellish Fiefdom of ThePlague | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Pest” | |
22. | The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live Free or Die Trying” | |
23. | The Commonwealth of Humpty Doo | Corporate Police State | “We Do it Our Way” | |
24. | The Regional Hegemonic Morass of Timbuktutu | Moralistic Democracy | “Our revolution still lives!” | |
25. | The Easteris world of Butballs | Capitalizt | “I love eater nner” | |
26. | The Republic of CheeseBurrito | Anarchy | “Do penguins wish they could fly?” | |
27. | The Soviet Satellite State of Siegrune | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Marx und Wodka” | |
28. | The Free Democratic Republic of Everywhere Else | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Obliviscatur eius” | |
29. | The Federal Republic of Kachaland | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
30. | The Abyssal Depths of Mariana Trench | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Return to the Abyss” |