The Smartest Citizens in The East Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 4. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Left-Leaning College State | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vigilance and pride” | |
| 7. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Left-Leaning College State | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country | Democratic Socialists | “God is Dead” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Cameronia Excellentia | Left-wing Utopia | “Be excellent to one another.” | |
| 10. |  The Collectivist Oligarchy of Cacnesia | Father Knows Best State | “An endless present in which the Party is always right.” |
