The Fattest Citizens in The East Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 8,742nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians||Corporate Police State||“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”|
|2.||The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land||Corporate Police State||“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”|
|3.||The Republic of Bai Lung||Corporate Police State||“Three Principles of the People”|
|4.||The Dictatorship of Walter Heisenberg||Corporate Police State||“Tread lightly”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Donttreadonmeistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Don't tread on me”|
|6.||The Oppressed Peoples of Ironfistan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Authority Through Compliance”|
|7.||The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic Nirvana||Corporate Bordello||“Increased profits create happiness.”|
|8.||The Holy Galactic Imperium of Stalanatis||Corporate Police State||“God's garden is only open to the worthy”|
|9.||The Unrepublic of Orwellian Observers||Anarchy||“Down with Big Brother!”|
|10.||The GangLand of 7-5||Anarchy||“This is business. And I want all of yours!”|