by Max Barry

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The East Pacific World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The East Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 11,379th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The GangLand of 7-5Anarchy“This is business. And I want all of yours!”
2.The Community of EgzarkiaAnarchy“Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
3.The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy LandCorporate Police State“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
4.The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great CthulhuLeft-Leaning College State“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaLeft-wing Utopia“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
6.The Oppressed Peoples of IronfistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Authority Through Compliance”
7.The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic NirvanaCorporate Bordello“Increased profits create happiness.”
8.The Disputed Territories of RoadsackersCapitalizt“Do what u want”
9.The Free Land of RegalkinsCapitalizt“Get Rich or Get Ditched”
10.The Republic of FauntenheddoCapitalist Paradise“We must consume to thrive, which is the goal of all.”
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