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The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Finntopian Region of DOOM

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Glorious Book Smart Farts of The Finntopian Empire	Left-Leaning College State	“What's The Motto? Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!”
2.	The Protectorate of Cool Coyotes	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Arf arf arf!”
3.	The Loving Couple of -4rt Fan-	Father Knows Best State	“Lumity”
4.	The Semiconnection States of Savanni	New York Times Democracy	“Through dark times we grew stronger”