The Most Secular in The Forest
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The Forest is ranked 1,438th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nature Reserve of Kereniya | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Protect and Respect The Earth” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Acorn Acre | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “From Tree To Tree” | |
| 3. |  The Nation of Ravanon | Corporate Police State | “The Ultimate Villain!” | |
| 4. |  The United Tribes of Sonnveld | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Honour Strength Courtesy” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of The Samoyeds | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “You just can't handle the cold comrade” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Canis lupus | Democratic Socialists | “Take care of the earth and it will take care of you.” |
