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The Fattest Citizens in The Fortnite island

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Fortnite island is ranked 11,753rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Victory Royal Dictatorship of New Fortnite landIron Fist Consumerists“I really want to, chug jug with you”
2.The Republic of Holy cheesyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eat a chessy or die”
3.The People's Democratic Republic of SpecinakhemCorrupt Dictatorship“Victory in Solidarity”
4.The Gangsta's Paradise of ShaggenheimLiberal Democratic Socialists“A sanctuary for the laborer and the nomad”