The Most Influential in The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Depressing Hellscape of Jalliala | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Freedom is oppression” | |
| 2. |  The Elysium of Kykl | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Flog You” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Carbilse | Left-Leaning College State | “Lux aeterna” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of HARD JAZZ | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Thou mayest blow each other to bits” | |
| 5. |  The Nation of Eusan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “ACHTUNG.” |
