The Most Beautiful Environments in The Great American Union
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Shnrubton | Civil Rights Lovefest | “With Grace Eternal” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Kylistan | New York Times Democracy | “Give me liberty, or give me death!” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist Stations of The Moscow Metro Red Line | Democratic Socialists | “Glory to the Red Line!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Tribble Nation | New York Times Democracy | “From State to Country to World” |
