The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Great American Union
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Kylistan | New York Times Democracy | “Give me liberty, or give me death!” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Tribble Nation | New York Times Democracy | “From State to Country to World” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Shnrubton | Civil Rights Lovefest | “With Grace Eternal” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist Stations of The Moscow Metro Red Line | Democratic Socialists | “Glory to the Red Line!” |
