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The Nudest in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth is ranked 962^nd in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Protectorate of Carlos Eduardo	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“La barca sin rumbo de mi pasión”
2.	The Euphonic Euphoria of Eumarea	Left-wing Utopia	“L'eau apporte vie et joie”
3.	The Unsettling Similarity of Twinister	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If that is what you think best”
4.	The Protruding Eyes of Scurvy Knaves	Democratic Socialists	“Vitamin C required in high dosages.”