by Max Barry

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The Hole World Census

The Safest in The Hole

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Hole is ranked 22,721st in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wicked Witch of The WestCorrupt Dictatorship“Wicked”
2.The Flight of The EagleScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Always watching.”
3.The Bane of The Black RidersIron Fist Consumerists“To Isengard!”
4.The Hole Digger of Alos HolePsychotic Dictatorship“We will survive!”
5.The Wicked Witch of The EastInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wicked!”
6.The House of StarkCorporate Bordello“We rule Westeros and everything to the west of it.”
7.The Bite of The VampireIron Fist Consumerists“True Blood”
8.The End of AllInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Free”
9.The Order of The RavenFather Knows Best State“AAARGH!”
10.The X-defender of WolverineFather Knows Best State“We will be free!”
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