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The Hole World Census

The Most Cultured in The Hole

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Hole is ranked 23,789th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sense of Justice of TreebeardInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Baraboom”
2.The Lord of The RingsFather Knows Best State“Shiver”
3.The Order of The RavenFather Knows Best State“AAARGH!”
4.The Bite of The VampireIron Fist Consumerists“True Blood”
5.The Steady Aim of The Black DefenderFather Knows Best State“We will defend!”
6.The Bane of The Black RidersIron Fist Consumerists“To Isengard!”
7.The House of StarkCorporate Bordello“We rule Westeros and everything to the west of it.”
8.The Hole Digger of Alos HolePsychotic Dictatorship“We will survive!”
9.The Wicked Witch of The WestCorrupt Dictatorship“Wicked”
10.The Wicked Witch of The EastInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wicked!”
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