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The Hole World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Hole

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, The Hole is ranked 23,683rd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wicked Witch of The EastInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wicked!”
2.The Wicked Witch of The WestCorrupt Dictatorship“Wicked”
3.The Flight of The EagleScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Always watching.”
4.The Bane of The Black RidersIron Fist Consumerists“To Isengard!”
5.The Bite of The VampireIron Fist Consumerists“True Blood”
6.The House of StarkCorporate Bordello“We rule Westeros and everything to the west of it.”
7.The Hole Digger of Alos HolePsychotic Dictatorship“We will survive!”
8.The Sidekick of The RobinFather Knows Best State“For Johz!”
9.The Final Coming of WinterInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Cold”
10.The Return of Peter PanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bangerang!”
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