by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 20,619th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dainþjóð of CandainCapitalist Paradise“Scientific perfection”
2.The Foresaken Lands of SoviestanFather Knows Best State“Not even God can save you”
3.The City-State of Vaz IrezcaAnarchy“Let live, let laugh. Let the world endure another day.”
4.The Awesome Autocracy of AquitiniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Splish Splash”
5.The Disparate Swarms of XortecFather Knows Best State“Living is Optional, Work is Not”
6.The Incorporated States of AshTech IndustriesCompulsory Consumerist State“Face the Unknown, Build the Future”
7.The Lost State of CipherCapitalist Paradise“Well Played”
8.The Spice Empire of Greater AvariaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Truth Alone Triumphs”
9.The Borderland of AgushaCapitalist Paradise“To a greater harvest”
10.The Confederacy of LaurentieaCivil Rights Lovefest“Motto...”
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