The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Hood
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Legend” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Gollem | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gollem, gollem” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Greater Wesavargly | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of USS Wolverine | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
