The Most Secular in The Hood
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Legend” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Greater Wesavargly | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of USS Wolverine | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Gollem | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gollem, gollem” |
