The Safest in The Internationale
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Internationale is ranked 1,330th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse | Left-wing Utopia | “Whoever will be free must make themselves free” | |
| 2. |  The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre sopra di Essa!” | |
| 3. |  The Union of Bunkovia | Democratic Socialists | “Sell me the rope, Catpitalists” | |
| 4. |  The Beatified Building Brickface of Borf Brigades | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Grownups are obsolete” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Krasnyy Burya | Democratic Socialists | “Workers of the world unite!” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “There are weeks when decades happen” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Karlos | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Workers of all countries Unite” | |
| 8. |  The Not holy red Republic of 1st level of hell | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Abandon all hope” | |
| 9. |  The Technate of Akademgorodok | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The future. Today.” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist State of Venatriya | Democratic Socialists | “For the good of the people and their future, we fight.” |
