The Most Rebellious Youth in The Labyrinth
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Baby Eaters of Vavax | Left-Leaning College State | “I have not seen convincing evidence that Canada exists.” | |
| 2. |  The United Corporations of Con Ins Lallakerscak | Anarchy | “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Red Necropolis of Santisima Muerte | Left-wing Utopia | “Don't Abandon Me” | |
| 4. |  The Bery Nice Country of Bury Pink Gril | Civil Rights Lovefest | “This is Nice Labyrinth” | |
| 5. |  The Not A Puppet Nope No Way of Vavaks | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Ok I lied.” | |
| 6. | The Democratic Republic of The Fabyrinth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fear Me, for I am mighty!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of District Line 35 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 8. | The Colony of Atuycodat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Primorski Krai | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Död vi rikets rand, drömmen rann ut i sand” | |
| 10. |  The Nuclear Talk Show of Pokemon Talk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What the F happened to the floor?” |
