The Safest in The Moon
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Space Soviet Republic of The Lunar Commune | Left-wing Utopia | “Communism IN SPACE!” | |
| 2. |  The Retired defenders of Zandra | Democratic Socialists | “Defender of all...in the good old days” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Panzer Vor 68 | Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Fenced Compound of Giant Moon Laser | New York Times Democracy | “Always Vigilant” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Galactic Arbitaner | Iron Fist Consumerists | “En Garde!” | |
| 6. | The Colony of Temeculan Lunasaris | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Is this where all of the cool people hang out?” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Zuark Space Social Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship | “🚀🌚!!” | |
| 8. |  The Crook of The Bean Thief | Authoritarian Democracy | “In your fridge at 3am” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Thorn29 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Contact Thorn1000 with any concerns :)” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of The Lunatic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
