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The Fattest Citizens in The Mystical Council

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Mystical Council is ranked 10,410^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Domos Pinca	Anarchy	“Freedom, finally”
2.	The Republic of Publica Druida	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“For the Republic!”
3.	The Principality of Xentanos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
4.	The Theocracy of Cristo Verde	Moralistic Democracy	“Verde”
5.	The Sleeping Dragon of NewCambria	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Nerth gwlad, ei gwybodaeth”
6.	The Holy Commune of Deep Gembuldihr	Left-wing Utopia	“Growth from the deep.”
7.	The Sultanate of Ulhowek	Father Knows Best State	“Prawda zwycięża”