The Rudest Citizens in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cleric of Shargaas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Darkness is the mantle for the blade in the night” | |
| 2. |  The Noodle Botherer of Mr Eldoon | Democratic Socialists | “Just one more bowl” | |
| 3. |  The Food consumer of Bobby the bern zennenhund | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Woof!” |
