The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice | Father Knows Best State | “Let's rock and ride!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Coffee Addicts | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wake up, drink coffee” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Depot | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of King Orc | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hail the King” |
