The Most Authoritarian in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice | Father Knows Best State | “Let's rock and ride!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of King Orc | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hail the King” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Depot | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Coffee Addicts | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wake up, drink coffee” |
