Advertisement

The Most Primitive in The Qualactic Ozone of Quanigtarrious Jr

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Disputed Territories of Noritarra Hoging	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.	The Exiled State of Kaato Parvvia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“My honor means loyalty.”
3.	The Empire of Jenkin	Moralistic Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The Minuteman's State of Northern Karinif	Democratic Socialists	“To Free The Enslaved”
5.	The Democratic States of Suku Yang Hilang	Father Knows Best State	“uhh”
6.	The Republic of Progent Republica Of The Senate	Corporate Bordello	“Science Rules -Bill Nye”
7.	The Republic of Polanskiv	Moralistic Democracy	“By The People For The People”
8.	The Colony of Southern Karinif	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We can define america in one word asafutufusafusuta”
9.	The Commonwealth of Karinif	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“To The Free Nation, Civilians Are Always Right”