The Most Authoritarian in The Slide Countries
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Akutama | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No heart, No hope” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Meowser | Democratic Socialists | “Mraahh!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Hisan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “smoke 'Em if ya got 'Em” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Baryte Junimos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of AdmiralAckbartopia | Democratic Socialists | “IT'S A TRAP!!” | |
| 6. |  The Orennican State of Squenue | Democratic Socialists | “Socialism” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Buewye | Democratic Socialists | “Everyone who's anyone can be someone” | |
| 8. |  The Orennican State of Pilgerwood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Orennica forever!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Hachi-ju-yon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 10. |  The Orennican State of Masccalire | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” |
