The Fattest Citizens in The Socialist Union of Eurasia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Socialist Union of Eurasia is ranked 753rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Nasty Parties | Moralistic Democracy | “Arrange an Uber, Alice.” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Ruza Pytions | Anarchy | “Patience is a conquering virtue.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Wyos Shald Citukats | Libertarian Police State | “Peace and Justice” |
