The Safest in the South Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 12,534th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 3. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 6. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Emiton | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Greater Saxonprussin | Left-wing Utopia | “Unity, Industry, Progress” |
