The Smartest Citizens in The Sportsbook
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Adorable Nation of Davelands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live, Love, Laugh” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Winnie-the-Pooh | Capitalist Paradise | “Oh, bother” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Monemonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Adorable Dave | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of I-Ship-It- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Shipping Fan.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Escape From | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. |  The Founder of The Sportsbook | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A winning bet a day keeps the collection goons at bay.” | |
| 8. |  The Burned Out Mobile Home of Great Gonzo | Father Knows Best State | “Adventure, Danger, Romance” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Zhuo-luoja | Psychotic Dictatorship | “It's all right” | |
| 10. |  The City States of Thaulandi | Anarchy | “We Believe In Us” |
