The Most Rebellious Youth in The Sportsbook
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Sportsbook is ranked 695th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City States of Thaulandi | Anarchy | “We Believe In Us” | |
| 2. |  The Adorable Nation of Davelands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live, Love, Laugh” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Monemonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Adorable Dave | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Escape From | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 6. |  The Founder of The Sportsbook | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A winning bet a day keeps the collection goons at bay.” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Zhuo-luoja | Psychotic Dictatorship | “It's all right” | |
| 8. |  The Burned Out Mobile Home of Great Gonzo | Father Knows Best State | “Adventure, Danger, Romance” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Winnie-the-Pooh | Capitalist Paradise | “Oh, bother” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of I-Ship-It- | Moralistic Democracy | “Shipping Fan.” |
