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The Lowest Crime Rates in The Sweet Ubiquity

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, The Sweet Ubiquity is ranked 17,748^th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Jolly Jingle Jangle of Fa-la-la-la-la	Democratic Socialists	“Where did you want these holly balls?”
2.	The Pink Zombie Paradise of Vox World	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Lift up your voices if they're not too heavy”
3.	The Turquoise Paradise of Shi Shi Lala	Democratic Socialists	“Swanky!”
4.	The Tasty States of Paprika Islands	Democratic Socialists	“Spice or garnish, who's to say?”
5.	The Glitzy Gold of Left Angeles	Left-Leaning College State	“Look at us now, we're beautiful”
6.	The United Socialist States of Kiwiwu	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“All For Kiwiwu”
7.	The Underground Protectorate of Gemography	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Keep Digging”
8.	The Final Countdown of Dumb Bucketlist	New York Times Democracy	“But then I thought when will I be back here?”
9.	The Endless Stream of More Spiders	Corrupt Dictatorship	“That's right - I said more spiders!”
10.	The Jingoistic States of Resting Sitchface	Capitalizt	“Leopards will never eat my face.”

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