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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Thonlands

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, The Thonlands is ranked 1,333^rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Bureaucratic Nightmare of Thonistan	Corporate Police State	“Kill those who disagree!”
2.	The Grand Tavernate of Freebeerinakeg	Anarchy	“Beer. It has Beer in it.”
3.	The Dictatorship of Thontopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“It's beautiful. It's... so beautiful. KILL IT.”
4.	The Accordance to The Prophecy of Areson	Tyranny by Majority	“Yes, it says to do that, now do it.”
5.	The Free Paradise of Luraakia	Left-wing Utopia	“Blessed Lohlunat!”
6.	The Militant Theocracy of Chizra	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Beware The Alien. The Mutant. The Heretic.”