The Smartest Citizens in The United Caribbean Island Alliance
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The United Caribbean Island Alliance is ranked 5,894th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Icepaw | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Pirates of the Caribbean Islands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ARRRRRR!!!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Centers of Carribbean Commerce | Capitalist Paradise | “Free exchange” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Mintanth Shers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Co Ros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You won't ever fly fast enough to make time stand still” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Hoohochimetat | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
