The Longest Average Lifespans in The United Empires of Carson
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Blue Matriarchy of New Lapis Lazuli | Mother Knows Best State | “Why So Blue?” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Socialist Heaven of Crystal Kingdom | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ok Boomer” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Helveca | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lebe Frei Oder Stirb” | |
| 4. | The Odinsvardom of Jarvikan | Father Knows Best State | “ᚬᛏᛁᚾ ᛒᛚᛅᛋᛋ ᚢᛋ!” | |
| 5. |  The God-dom of Soviet Union Dukie | Father Knows Best State | “Fame and Fortune to us all... HO HO HO HO HO HEY” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Judaist Frankia | Father Knows Best State | “Salvation in Unity” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Imperial States of Indonesia | New York Times Democracy | “Hail to thee, our Emperor” | |
| 8. | The Kkaganate Ezengurent of Holy Protaly | Iron Fist Consumerists | “With Horseback and Arrow The Protalyians Create Yarrow” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Eastern Mal Marialanar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. | The Congregation of the Sphe Tf2 of Novus Catland | Mother Knows Best State | “I am the spy” |
