The Highest Food Quality in The United States of Greater BlatterLand
Professional food critics dined out at restaurants and popped into home kitchens to judge ingredient quality, creativity, and diversity of food.
As a region, The United States of Greater BlatterLand is ranked 2,245th in the world for Highest Food Quality.
|1.||The United States of Buttersticks||Left-wing Utopia||“Where am I?”|
|2.||The Slightly Airborne Land of The Crags of Tel-naeir||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Fear not for what the future brings; we cannot know it”|
|3.||The Commonwealth of Hotentots||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Zinger Box||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Did somebody say KFC?”|
|5.||The Incorporated States of Gyurma||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Mmmm... Sausages”|
|6.||The Phazianactianalandian Polity of Phazianactianaland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“when the miposter is sussp?? phazianactijnland moment”|
|7.||The FullBlown Existential Crisis of Blatter Land||Corporate Police State||“Does this suit make me look fat?”|