The Highest Crime Rates in the West Pacific
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 112th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Giovanniland | Corporate Bordello | “Viva Giovanniterra!” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of GrossDomesticDeathProfits | Capitalizt | “Get them urchins of my lawn!” | |
| 3. |  The Jingoistic States of The shwibbly liber-kind | Benevolent Dictatorship | “We are the yeast of thoughts and minds” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of GerardVanGalen | Capitalist Paradise | “Live Free” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Gartioniha | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Sturgill Simpson | New York Times Democracy | “Brace for impact” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Lucky Christmas of Montrandec | Capitalist Paradise | “The West is Best” | |
| 8. |  The Scary Pirate Owl of Altincredible | Anarchy | “This Altino Ahdeekay Approved!” | |
| 9. |  The Emirate of Almumineen | Anarchy | “We are The star of the world” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Spannic | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” |
