The Fattest Citizens in Thegye
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Thegye is ranked 14,716th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Chancellery of Thrembar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gomba Ga!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Dzenrei | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Troidagus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Cead agam dul go dtí and leithreas” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Montepaludis | Capitalizt | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Witch-Hunting Salem | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We shall find him out if he has come among us” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of United Liba Goer | Anarchy | “Strength Through Serenity” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of Wafugga | Libertarian Police State | “Be Real” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Fale Highte | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Serenity” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Sireaterend | Benevolent Dictatorship | “We are 〰️” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Malachor XV | New York Times Democracy | “We are all, and all are we” |
