The Rudest Citizens in TopCornion
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Conglomerates of Corporoat | Anarchy | “Central government is for the weak.” | |
| 2. |  The Anomaly of Last Choicia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You! In the back!” | |
| 3. |  The Home of the Whopper of Burger Kings Kingdom | Corporate Police State | “In Burger King We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The Golden Ears of Cornfederacy of Corn | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Centeotl Wills” | |
| 5. |  The Individually Wrapped Straws of Succistans | Moralistic Democracy | “Roblox is better than Fortnite” | |
| 6. |  The Realmreich of Stonestein | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Sun shines for Stonestein” | |
| 7. |  The Dave Flippers of Tunacia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm done with hats” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of You have angered the makasta UwU | Tyranny by Majority | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN44 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 10. |  The Meat Worshippers of The Arbys Cult | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Worship the Meats” |
