The Highest Crime Rates in TopCornion
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Conglomerates of Corporoat | Anarchy | “Central government is for the weak.” | |
| 2. |  The Anomaly of Last Choicia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You! In the back!” | |
| 3. |  The Individually Wrapped Straws of Succistans | Moralistic Democracy | “Roblox is better than Fortnite” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of You have angered the makasta UwU | Tyranny by Majority | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The Dave Flippers of Tunacia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm done with hats” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN44 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 7. |  The Home of the Whopper of Burger Kings Kingdom | Corporate Police State | “In Burger King We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Progress Builders of No Chocia | Left-wing Utopia | “What's good for one is best for all” | |
| 9. |  The Golden Ears of Cornfederacy of Corn | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Centeotl Wills” | |
| 10. |  The Meat Worshippers of The Arbys Cult | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Worship the Meats” |
