by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Underworld

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Underworld is ranked 5,513th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Insanity of WhosawhatsitsCompulsory Consumerist State“Say a Whosawhatsits?”
12.The Dominion of NaxxramasCorporate Police State“For the Frozen Throne”
13.The Destruction of I am Jacks Inflamed Sense Of RejectionCorporate Bordello“I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.”
14.The Oblivion Bringer of MongulCompulsory Consumerist State“Happy birthday, Kryptonian. I give you oblivion.”
15.The Evil Sith Guy of Vader Knows Best 20Compulsory Consumerist State“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
16.The Droid Factories of Poggle the LesserCompulsory Consumerist State“Let the executions begin!”
17.The Kingdom of UndmorasAnarchy“Hi”
18.The Holy Empire of Demon XICapitalist Paradise“Just living that Demon lifestyle!”
19.The United Sith Kingdom of Vader Knows Best 10Right-wing Utopia“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
20.The Psycho Boy of I am Jacks Raging Bile DuctCorporate Bordello“Where'd you go, psycho boy?”
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