The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Underworld
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Great Pit of The Infernum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There is no mercy in Hell.” | |
| 2. |  The Infinite Kingdom of Boarder Princes | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” | |
| 3. |  The Red and yellow flippy flops of I do not give a flip | Anarchy | “We don't give a flippin flip” | |
| 4. |  The EMPIRE of GUNDAMZ | Father Knows Best State | “Roads Go Ever Ever On” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Order of the Black Worm | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Their bones will rise as our servants” | |
| 6. |  The Greenland Commonwealth King of Fee Bher | Left-wing Utopia | “I have walked the road with so many” | |
| 7. |  The Beautiful Soul of Mrev the Dead Goblin | Iron Fist Consumerists | “How much for my Soul? ” | |
| 8. |  The On a long enough timeline of I am Jacks Cold Sweat | Anarchy | “This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.” | |
| 9. |  The Hair Blowing in the Breeze of Captain Hammer- | New York Times Democracy | “A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of The Salem Witches | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Double Double Toil and Trouble, evil Cauldron bubble!” |
