The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Unintelligent Puppet Storage
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of 5500 | Moralistic Democracy | “5th Generation” | |
| 2. | The Republic of 5600 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “5th Generation” | |
| 3. | The Republic of 5600G | Iron Fist Consumerists | “5th Generation” | |
| 4. | The Republic of 5600X | Iron Fist Consumerists | “5th Generation” | |
| 5. | The Republic of 5700G | Father Knows Best State | “5th Generation” | |
| 6. | The Republic of 5700X | Iron Fist Consumerists | “5th Generation” | |
| 7. | The Republic of 5800X | Authoritarian Democracy | “5th Generation” | |
| 8. | The Republic of 5800X3D | Corrupt Dictatorship | “5th Generation” | |
| 9. | The Republic of 5950X | Iron Fist Consumerists | “5th Generation” | |
| 10. | The Republic of 7600 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “7th Generation” |
