by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in the World

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Cataclysm of Oh dearIron Fist Consumerists“Ima kill you”
32.The Existential Quandry of Weller CentennialAnarchy“Leave us alone, and nobody gets hurt!”
33.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
34.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
35.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesIron Fist Consumerists“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
36.The Mad King of Hell of The StalkerFather Knows Best State“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
37.The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy LandCorporate Police State“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
38.The Armed Corporations of Aurora IslandsCapitalist Paradise“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”
39.The Greedland of AnaxoniaBenevolent Dictatorship“Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
40.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
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