The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in United Otter Emirates
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
| 3. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State | “Be happy, or not...whatever” |
