The Fattest Citizens in Unknown
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Unknown is ranked 1,195th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Avengrynkhal Ascendant of Klaus Devestatorie||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Hope is gone.”|
|2.||The Long and Winding Road of E6||Anarchy||“The road is the destination”|
|3.||The Bloodwinged Angel of Savaer||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Let the bloodshed begin again.”|
|4.||The Final Death of Stalker Queen||Iron Fist Consumerists||“A beast I am, lest a beast I become.”|
|5.||The Crepuscular Conspiracy of Princess Shadow||Corporate Police State||“To banish the Shadow is to destroy the Light”|
|6.||The Forgotten Founder of New Damis||Capitalist Paradise||“After victory, you have more enemies.”|
|7.||The Leslie Green Creation of Holborn Station||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Piccadilly and Central Lines”|
|8.||The Eternal Recurrence of Unknown Angel||New York Times Democracy||“Procedo Incognita”|
|9.||The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt||New York Times Democracy||“Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.”|
|10.||The Graveyards of Invisible torchweed||New York Times Democracy||“invisible”|