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Unknown World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Unknown

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Unknown is ranked 1,195th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Avengrynkhal Ascendant of Klaus DevestatorieCompulsory Consumerist State“Hope is gone.”
2.The Long and Winding Road of E6Anarchy“The road is the destination”
3.The Bloodwinged Angel of SavaerIron Fist Consumerists“Let the bloodshed begin again.”
4.The Final Death of Stalker QueenIron Fist Consumerists“A beast I am, lest a beast I become.”
5.The Crepuscular Conspiracy of Princess ShadowCorporate Police State“To banish the Shadow is to destroy the Light”
6.The Forgotten Founder of New DamisCapitalist Paradise“After victory, you have more enemies.”
7.The Leslie Green Creation of Holborn StationCivil Rights Lovefest“Piccadilly and Central Lines”
8.The Eternal Recurrence of Unknown AngelNew York Times Democracy“Procedo Incognita”
9.The Sanguine Majesty of KshrlmntNew York Times Democracy“Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.”
10.The Graveyards of Invisible torchweedNew York Times Democracy“invisible”
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