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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Uzbekistan

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Alva Lawrence	Anarchy	“Grass is Always So Green”
2.	The State of Bois Blanc	Corporate Bordello	“A Stop In The Road”
3.	The Queen's State of Jen Black	Capitalizt	“Great Home”
4.	The Matriarchy of Kasesan	Mother Knows Best State	“Ours”
5.	The State of Langara Island	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Might Makes Right”
6.	The State of Masnach	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
7.	The Colony of Pecnybnika Ykpaiha	New York Times Democracy	“Community”
8.	The State of Sesekiniki	Anarchy	“Do Not Recruit Me”
9.	The District of Toshkent	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Community”