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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Valkia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Barboneia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Sininen Vesi, Valkoinen Kentät, Harmaa Taivas.”
2.	The Routien Commonwealth of Comrade Commisar	Father Knows Best State	“Gold, Glory, and Commonwealth.”
3.	The Thaumatarchic Interzone of Darussalam	Anarchy	“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
4.	The Absolute Monarchy of Greater Mushroom Kingdom	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Let's-a Go!”
5.	The Republic of Hiluxia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Our Artillery is guided by God!”
6.	The People's Republic of Lynxcia	Democratic Socialists	“Unitat Durin Sosialiser, Sosialiser Durin Hadwyn”
7.	The Republic of Seceria	Moralistic Democracy	“Right and truth”
8.	The Oppressed Peoples of The Holy Virgin Mother	Moralistic Democracy	“An unjust law is no law at all”
9.	The Colony of The Incorporation and Gerry	Father Knows Best State	“There is no one, true way.”
10.	The Holy Incorruptible Tsardom of TURTLESHROOM II	Capitalist Paradise	“The Future Is In the Past!”